Saturday, April 2, 2011

Haiku for Marshmallow Bunny Peep

This weekend I'll be cooped indoors not exploring in order to finish a paper I'm writing on American labor unions.  It has to do with the bonding social capital produced through union membership.  I was motivated to write on this topic with the recent events in Wisconsin

Writing hated papers usually means I eat junk food and skip meals.

Here is a haiku dedicated to the memory of the marshmallow peep I ate earlier while frustrated and cagey.

Your yellow, blank Face
Fluffy, sugary Goodness
Hop yum yum Bunny

Yes!  I eat gross, nasty peeps.  Don't judge me.  I feel you judging.

Visual instructions on order to eating a bunny peep (only for peep lovers' eyes):













(Finis)


4 comments:

  1. Did you know that the average person eats 735 peeps in a lifetime. I think I have already exceeded that number in my 27 years.

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  2. That's disgusting, and I really hope it's not true.

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  3. I probably ate that many by the time I was five. Needless to say my dentist ended up being a very rich man with horse stables.

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  4. I'm with you, Vicki! And my judging only determined how smart you are for eating peeps, and I determined you are pretty smart!

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