Writing hated papers usually means I eat junk food and skip meals.
Here is a haiku dedicated to the memory of the marshmallow peep I ate earlier while frustrated and cagey.
Your yellow, blank Face
Fluffy, sugary Goodness
Hop yum yum Bunny
Yes! I eat gross, nasty peeps. Don't judge me. I feel you judging.
Visual instructions on order to eating a bunny peep (only for peep lovers' eyes):
(Finis)
Did you know that the average person eats 735 peeps in a lifetime. I think I have already exceeded that number in my 27 years.
ReplyDeleteThat's disgusting, and I really hope it's not true.
ReplyDeleteI probably ate that many by the time I was five. Needless to say my dentist ended up being a very rich man with horse stables.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Vicki! And my judging only determined how smart you are for eating peeps, and I determined you are pretty smart!
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